How to get up to two years of free healthcare in Europe

This is assuming you're already able to travel into the European Union (easy for Americans, the ones who need it). I'm not an immigration expert so I can't tell you how to get into the country. Sorry, not everyone gets to have an awesome Dutch mom.

So, now you're kayak thinking of buying a plane ticket to Amsterdam or Barcelona because Jose told you that you can get free treatment. Well, just show up. Tell them you'll pay them later. If that doesn't work, commit a petty political crime. I hear offending the monarchy is illegal in some of the kingdoms here in the EU. The prisons are better than your apartment in the US anyway and you'll get to tell people you did time in Europe for defending America's honor.

A plane ticket can be had for as little as 600 dollars. And hell, buy it on your credit card too.

Cryogenically Preserving Sperm

Many men are running around the world competing in the same way that their ancestors did. The smartest men, however, use technology as a weapon. Cryogenically preserving sperm is easy, fast, and relatively inexpensive. You could do it for as little as 200 dollars a year.

Simply knowing that your death would not prevent your plans from being put into place is a bigger consolation than the promise of an afterlife. You don't have to be rich. All you need to know is the power of compound interest. Let's say, theoretically speaking, that you went to an Asian country, where it's easy to save 20,000 dollars a year. If you let 40,000 dollars sit for 40 years, you would have 281,000 dollars at 5% interest. If you add 5,000 dollars a year for those next 40 years, you would have close to a million dollars.

You can start with any principle, but the more the better. ~300 grand is more than enough to purchase a farm in a third world country. I know of couples that hire surrogates to carry their children for as little as 10,000 dollars.

You can live the next 40 years completely stress free. No worries about fulfilling the biological imperative: reproduction.