Abreu Report Editor Traveling to Korean DMZ as Crisis on Peninsula Intensifies

Marshall Kim Jong-eun has developed a missile capable of reaching the West Coast of the United States; he has Sarin-tipped missiles ready to launch at Japan; he has thousands of pieces of artillery ready to launch at pre-selected sites in Seoul, and it appears that President Donald Trump will force him to decide if to use them or if to negotiate with the free world.
Prepared for an invasion at any moment! © AR

Amid this tension, our editor has volunteered to travel to Korea, where he will stand alongside American troops as they guard the most heavily-protected border in the world, with North Korean Special Forces lying in waiting ready to invade a city of more than 25 million people.

Experts have calculated that should a conflict break out between the two Koreas, casualties could exceed more than 5 million people within the first few days as heavy artillery and biological weapons rain down on the most densely-populated population centers in the world.

Our editor will be interviewing the troops and fellow Donald Trump supporters, showing the strong side of our nation: that we're not afraid of an overweight dictator, and that we will, like the White Fox, head to the DMZ and stare down North Korean soldiers!

Fatman Kim doesn't know what awaits him, the Abreu Menace is worse than his shitty Soviet-age technology.

Abreu Report Editor Barely Avoids Deportation from Dominican Republic Over Fake Birth Certificate Allegations

History won't know the truth, the only man who could tell it died more than a decade ago, and the only woman who may know the truth can no longer remember it correctly. According to Dominican government records, there were two man born on the 8th of September and they have the exact same name. 

The first man was allegedly born in a hospital in Santo Domingo in 1986, and the other in Villa Altagracia, a town formerly called Sabana of the Dead due to the number of foreign troops killed there.

Two men born on the same year? © AR
The Dominican government has now decided that this other man declared by our editor's father, that he was another man. I believe that Barack Obama possibly was also declared by his father in Kenya, and that this was done only for reasons that his father could have explained. 

I believe that there isn't just one Barack Obama, that there were two men born, and that his father decided to raise one of the twins, while the mother raised the other. 

When Generalissimo Rafael Trujillo was in power in Santo Domingo, he formed alliances with Generalissimo Franco of Spain and Generalissimo Chaing Kai-Shek in Taiwan. 

In the 1940s, Gen. Trujillo was poisoned with Anthrax, and he thereafter decided that to prevent the death of his rule, he needed to secretly engage in human breeding, so that he could one day be cloned. 

I have sufficient evidence and reason to incontrovertibly argue that our editor's father created two of the same men, and that he was not actually even Jose Abreu, that he was Dario Collado, and that it was Mr. Collado who people knew in the Dominican Republic.

There are legally two of the same exact men named Jose Miguel Abreu de la Cruz, both born to the same man, on the same exact day, but in different years.

And the father of Jose Miguel? Also two men, born in two different years in the 1950s. Genetic evidence seems to indicate that the story ends with one of those two men who fathered Jose Miguel, and that they were both cloned from an agent of Gen. Trujillo, a man named Luis Pimentel. 

All of the evidence seems to indicate that there are clones walking the earth, and that they have Yale degrees, and Harvard degrees. President Trump may be guarding one of the biggest secrets in American history: that Obama could be a clone.

Shadow Government Aggressively Preventing President Trump from Releasing Secret Technology

Techno-army ready to effectuate military coup? YNW
President Donald Trump's life is in danger as he seeks to aggressively advance America's position on the global scientific stage, facing stiff opposition from the shadow government, which has since the Manhattan Project violently retarded the technological development of the world. 

Originally tasked with preventing the Soviets from acquiring the nuclear bomb and subsequently fusion capable devices, the shadow government is now actively waging a secret war against the American people in the hopes of taking down its democratically-elected leader. 

Although President Trump has the solid backing of the American people, the mainstream media, directly under the control of globalists interests, has done nothing but undermine that support even as the war against the Islamic State intensifies and the nascent terrorist state faces annihilation. 

To distract from President Trump giving the Pentagon access to the technologies currently helping to obliterate ISIS, the shadow government is willing to sabotage the war effort without concern for the number of lives lost. 

According to experts analyzing the increasingly tense situation, we may see elements of the shadow government go beyond spying on Trump Tower; we may see psychotronic attacks against a sitting president of the United States.

Over the past decades, the Central Intelligence Agency and its ally associations have used psychotronic weapons to drive foreign leaders to their deaths, unsuccessfully so only with Fidel Castro and a handful of other leaders.

Though most of us patriots who supported President Trump since he decided to take on the shadow government fear a bullet, some would argue that it is the stealth weapons of the elite that we should fear more.

ESPN Baselessly Attacks Dominican Citizenship Laws

A recent ESPN article decided to touch upon the tired and overly exaggerated allegations of ethnic cleansing going on down in the Dominican Republic, this time with a baseball twist. 

There is some good writing mixed into the whole media-fueled Dominican/Haitian debacle. The open border agenda has decided to resurface just as the World Baseball Classic tournament started to heat up... talk about impeccable timing, it's like a broken record, regurgitating the same lie repeated by more than 20 other hacks. And here we are to obliterate it, once again. 

In the ESPN article, Mr. Schoenfeld stands on his soap box and proclaims that many great Haitian baseball players will never leave the Island due to discrimination and a violent history of racism attributed to the legacy of Rafael Leonidas Trujillo, former dictator of the Republic. 

In reality, the ESPN writer's whole argument has more to do with negligence and lack of documentation than with Trujillo's influence. Mr. Schoenfeld alleges that the number of ethnic Haitians playing as Dominicans would be a shocker to many, and that may be the case in his mind, but I'm sure Dominicans are well aware of this debacle. 

Like many are well aware, San Pedro De Macoris, which the author mentions, is where many immigrants from the West Indies came to work in the sugar fields prior to the Haitians in the early 1900's; and they were known as "cocolos." 

If Mr. Schoenfeld was a thorough journalist, he would have done some more research. Instead, he claims it was the Cubans who came to work the sugar fields and brought baseball to the country. In reality, there was an immense number of immigrants who came to D.R. back then, not just Cubans. 

While some of what Mr. Schoenfeld says holds some truth, he withholds many truths at the same time: like the fact that the Dominicans did offer a regularization plan for Haitians born in the Dominican Republic, while at the same time trying to combat a massive non-stop wave of illegal Haitians not born in the Dominican Republic from overwhelming the country's resources. 

All the while a supposedly vicious ethnic cleansing campaign is ongoing, what is in fact created is a giant, unorganized quagmire for the Dominicans to have to sort through, and writers like this man feel entitled to say what it is and how it is. 

If an individual is up to bat on writing about something like this, then at least put everything on the table, don't bring Trujillo into this like every other unoriginal writer who touches the topic. Dominicans had to deal with racist, genocidal maniacs like Trujillo from the other side of the island as well. 

However, that might be too far back in history for the ESPN writer, if he was thorough he would have noted that and not been biased by painting Dominicans as the aggressors, when in reality Dominicans we're always on guard due to the many attempted invasions from the Haitian side. 

Also, just because Mr. Schoenfeld tried to personalize a situation like the one on the island, using athletes as his power point, it still doesn't change the fact that the problem is a lot bigger than 30,000 "ethnic Haitians," while Dominicans suspect there may be more than 2 million "non-ethnic Haitians" mixing in and creating a chaotic environment. 

For instance, Dominican hospitals are being devastated by illegal Haitians, not ethnic Haitians, and with such gems in his article like, "you can get papers from somebody," or birth certificates at the age of 10 one has to ponder if this man is so naive that he doesn't see that there is a fake documents crisis on the island?

There is no doubt that Mr. Schoenfeld sees the document crisis, however the copy and paste victim narrative is far more seductive click bait. 

As far as baseball goes, it is a big thing in the Dominican Republic, like soccer is a big thing in Haiti. The Haitians themselves have never properly documented their migrants, however, and the blame usually goes to the Dominican government. And what about the U.N after the earthquake and many other so-called foundations and NGO's who were there to relieve so much suffering, only leaving behind more broken dreams and cholera. 

It's easy to justify and blame Dominicans since it surely takes away attention from all the "heroic" American efforts to help rebuild Haiti which never really manifested. The way many Dominicans see it, Haitians and Haiti are not their responsibility and there is only so much they can do. Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction and even with all the bad blood, Dominicans have done way more for Haiti than any self-righteous writer who left his ivory tower to visit the Island and interview baseball players.
By: El Conde