Rwanda Enters Period of Feminist Enlightenment

The old proverb goes: "No woman has ever harmed another, or wished malice upon another." Nowhere is that adage being proven more true than in the war-ravaged nation of Rwanda. 

Though most Americans have never heard of a Tutsi or a Hutu, apparently the difference between those two groups was so severe that the Hutu patriarchy decided to commit horrible genocide against the Tutsi. Most of the victims were males, which made the post-war Rwandan Parliament rather easy for women to dominate. Today, Rwanda is the country with the most number of women in leadership positions. 

Joanna Bettyson, president of the Women's Center at Yale University, observed: "Since breaking down the chains of the patriarchy, Rwanda has entered a period of scientific prosperity and nutritional adequacy. The country's mostly-female leadership has proven that most of the world's evils and problems are started by men promoting rape."

Argentinian president Cristina Kirchner lauded praise upon the Rwandan Parliament, commenting: "My country elected a female president, and now all of our problems have been solved. We've entered an era of liberal enlightenment and fiscal prosperity."

Many experts have proclaimed no surprise at Rwanda's incredibly fast ascent into the ranks of the world's great nations, arguing that it was clear that most of the problems arose from male instability. Bettyson argued that, "women are more cooperative, more nurturing, and see the world differently from men. These are the skills that a modern society needs to compete in today's ruthless global economy, the skills that can bring a little color to the scientific patriarchy."

Last year's elections saw the nomination of even more women into the Rwandan Parliament, giving them a supermajority. Many of the laws passed by the Rwandan Parliament mirror those passed in some of America's more liberal states, such as fast-track family courts which can go after deadbeat fathers, imprisoning them if they fail to work and provide a standard of living comparable to what his ex-wife and children were used to. 

One Rwandan male interviewed by Abreu Report remarked: "I lost my job because of medical problems and failed to make child support payments. I asked the judge for clemency, but she told me that I was making US$ 2.50 per day before I got sick, so now that I was healthy, I had no excuse for making only two dollars. After spending a few weeks in a privately-owned prison, I understood that the judge was right; I came out of prison reformed, understanding fully well that a healthy society needs males working and providing for children they're not legally allowed to see. I've since started working 18 hours a day. My dedication was noticed by my employer, and I've recently received a 15 cent raise. Those extra 15 cents have allowed me to purchase more cooking oil, and the energy from the oil will, God-willing, help me work a full 20-hour workday making big bucks: 5 dollars. I will work those 20 hours per day happily and dutifully, knowing that if in the future my ability to make the same amount goes down, I'll be imprisoned, fed, and clothed by the state."