How to Seduce Any Woman

5) Send her a sexy picture. You can use this one as a guide:

4) Write her a love poem. This is an excerpt from a poem I wrote some time ago:
When I saw the soap suds going down your asscrack,
I knew there in the communal shower that you were in trouble
When you allowed me to lube you up,
We both still knew that you would bleed from the heavy friction,
But you loved me so that you still took it

3) Prepare her a special meal:

2) Send her a romantic song:

1) But before you even get to sending her awesome stuff, you need to come up with an opening line that immediately captivates her and lets her know that you're serious and that she's in for a treat: