Cunt of the Week: Judge Joan B. Gordon

Abreu Report has a new section -- Cunt of the Week -- which will highlight one individual, male or female, who is by our definition of the word: a cunt.

Judge Gordon is one butt-hurt-little-bitch! She got plowed into by a drunk driver at 4pm -- but this was back in the 1980s -- and since then has been all about preaching to everyone about the danger of drinking and shit, telling a woman who had like two glasses of wine: "Ma’am, what are you going to do on your own to try to keep control of this drinking problem?"

Of course, that fucking cunt doesn't realize that she's simply making life difficult for minority defendants, many of whom are picked up by white officers for petty offenses, like drinking two glasses of wine and shit. 

Just yesterday, the New York Times wrote about Her Honor, who is so adamant about destroying people's lives for even two glasses of wine, that she forces them to live in rat-infested apartments.

"You’ve had a really bad attitude through all of this, and I’m not going to authorize another change of address, so don’t even think about it," Her Honor told a woman; "The whole idea is to see if you can do things like follow rules, because if you can follow rules, then that gives the court some hope that you can do things like obey laws."

Yes, Judge Gordon is such a cunt that she would force a woman who got pulled over and failed a breathalyzer to continuously get raped in a house.

Judge Gordon is not only an accessory to kidnapping -- by forcing individuals on probation to remain in a specific rathole -- but it's statistically likely that she's responsible for a large number of women getting ripped a new asshole at the hands of big-dicked motherfuckers.

Furthermore, it is my opinion that beyond being an accessory to rape, that cunt Judge Gordon probably has poisoned women, by forcing them to remain in vermin-infected apartments where exterminators had operated, and by overburdening individuals on probation to such an extent that they were made to slip up and subsequently spend weeks in conditions described as barbaric.

The NY Times reported: "The Baltimore City Detention Center is so bad that the governor recently ordered part of it shut down after a recent federal investigation of the jail resulted in 40 convictions. In June, a court filing by the American Civil Liberties Union detailed black mold, vermin infestations, filthy mattresses and prisoners who, lacking working toilets, were forced to defecate in plastic bags. The jail does not provide clean underwear, so prisoners wash their own in mop buckets and sinks."

Thus, for her ISIS-level savagery and multi-decade revenge addiction, Abreu Report is proud to award Judge Joan B. Gordon with the first ever "Cunt of the Week Award!"

Note from the editor: Dutch police have recently summoned me to answer questions about my use of the word "cunt." As a result, I have decided to use the word regularly.