I Called the US Ambassador a "Faggot," Told Him to "Shove the Visa Up His Ass" and Suddenly the Vatican Thinks I'm a Liability

Cardinal Lopez de Jesus
Let's face it, the main export of the United States is: faggetry. Our country, the Dominican Republic, is a Catholic country where traditional values and decency predominate. In a society as devoted and blessed by God as ours, we simply cannot allow the United States to continue importing faggetry into the island.

US Ambassador Robert Brewster, that confessed fag, is corrupting the moral fabric of our entire island; but does the Vatican ask for him to be removed?

No, that fag-enabling Argentinean queer that calls himself Pope, with his sissy South American lisp, has the galls to replace me! Meanwhile, there's a married, confessed fag in the US Embassy in Santo Domingo. I called him out on it and people now want to talk smack about me!

I was in front of 50 TV cameras giving a speech about morality in our times and the price of chicken eggs and then and they asked me what I thought about the United States sending a gay ambassador to represent them. I told the cameras: "You can expect the worst from those fag-enablers in Washington. Nothing should surprise you from those cock suckers. I wouldn't be surprised if this Brewster guy got the job by taking it up the shitter from that little negro, Obama."

No one in the Vatican called me up and said, "hey, you shouldn't be criticizing fag importation," and the comments got a lot of run in the international media, so I felt I was attracting people to the Church by calling out the US disruption of the peaceful beacon of light that is the Dominican Republic. I kept at it, called him a fag in front of the cameras multiple times.

No one interviewing me called me out on it, hell they continued referring to me as "His Reverence." See? I had a holy title, something that allowed people to know my opinion meant something. I have lots of opinions.

Did you hear that the US Ambassador called out corruption in the DR and told people who disagreed with him to hand back their US visas? Who does that fag think he is! Coming into our island and calling out corruption.

I righteously told him to shove the US visa up his ass, and now I'm the bad guy. I'm clearly the victim of a conspiracy by those fags in the US media, who probably go to bed every night thinking of how they can best suck the cock of that little negro in the White House. Those fags are all in it together.

What really pisses me off about this whole affair is that crossing the line for most people was when I told the Ambassador to "go home and take care of his man, like a proper wife should." All these cunt feminists on the island have been brainwashed to subvert the social order, and can't stand to hear the truth.

By the time that faggot is done with this island, it's gonna look like San Francisco. I really wish the Islamic State could be asked their opinion on the US sending a confessed homosexual ambassador. Would the US be willing to send a fag to Raqqa? The Muslims have more honor than letting themselves be disrespected by a government sending them a faggot.