The Night of Destiny

Al-Qaeda is real. This is not an opinion to be debated, it is a fact. It is as real as the Black Panthers; and the undercover FBI agents in the Black Panthers were also real. There are undercover American agents in Al-Qaeda; this is also not an opinion to be debated, it is a strategic military necessity. At the risk of being labelled a conspiracy theorist, I will link to a New York Times article: "Terrorist Plots, Hatched by the FBI."
In that article, we shockingly learn that: "All these dramas were facilitated by the F.B.I., whose undercover agents and informers posed as terrorists offering a dummy missile, fake C-4 explosives, a disarmed suicide vest, and rudimentary training." We also learn that most plotters were usually mentally unstable individuals who were radicalized by FBI agents themselves, and would have never been capable of carrying out an attack without the help of the FBI in the first place.
Take for example José Pimentel, the "Dominican terrorist" who told the agent radicalizing him that he liked all the plots that the agent was suggesting, but that maybe they should do it at the agent's house because, "I live with my mom and stuff." Pimentel as a child reported seeing witches in the Dominican, and I also have medical information about the Pimentel family in the Dominican to indicate that the males are often born with an arachnoid cyst in the left temporal lobe. I know this because I also have this cyst, and because it was passed down to me by Luis Pimentel: my biological grandfather, paranoiac, and one of Generalissimo Trujillo's right-hand men. If José Pimentel had been alive during the time of Luis Pimentel, then the both of them would have been working with Trujillo, going around murdering all those damn Haitian voodoo practitioners for taking part in a vast, organized conspiracy against Catholicism.
Although the FBI declined to take up José Pimentel's case because of entrapment issues, the state of NY decided to go after him on unprecedented charges of "terrorism against a state but somehow not the federal government." José and Luis have something in common beyond a cyst that renders them paranoiacs: they were both used by their governments to spread terror and fear. In the end they both served the same purpose, proving that genetics does influence career choices. I'm just glad that Luis never legitimized my father, thus saving me the awkwardness of sharing names with such an entrapped fool, and also of writing for the Pimentel Report.
And with that entrapment we come today to: The Night of Destiny, or The Night of Power (لیلة القدر‎); when Mohammedans believe that the first verses of the Quran were revealed. There is no specific agreement between different schools of Islam on when exactly the "night that is better than a thousand months" falls. However, it is during the last few days of Ramadan. Surely, something big is planned in the coming nights, most likely on the 5th or the 7th; odd numbers are preferred. We can't be sure of much, but we can be certain that the US did not provide aid to the terrorists; these guys came up with all this stuff on their own!

Yep, USA Today reported that the FBI authorized 5,600 crimes by its informants in 2011. How far is the FBI willing to go in 2013?