How to get up to two years of free healthcare in Europe

This is assuming you're already able to travel into the European Union (easy for Americans, the ones who need it). I'm not an immigration expert so I can't tell you how to get into the country. Sorry, not everyone gets to have an awesome Dutch mom.

So, now you're kayak thinking of buying a plane ticket to Amsterdam or Barcelona because Jose told you that you can get free treatment. Well, just show up. Tell them you'll pay them later. If that doesn't work, commit a petty political crime. I hear offending the monarchy is illegal in some of the kingdoms here in the EU. The prisons are better than your apartment in the US anyway and you'll get to tell people you did time in Europe for defending America's honor.

A plane ticket can be had for as little as 600 dollars. And hell, buy it on your credit card too.