People often warn me about the dangers of drinking and driving. My
beloved uncle Papo was a heavy drinker and a taxi driver. One day he
was found dead inside of his car. The autopsy revealed that he had
suffered a stroke right there in the parking garage; cerebral
hemorrhaging had claimed another unfortunate victim in my family.
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night fearing that a stroke
could take me out just like it took out my father, his biological
father, his adoptive father, his mother, his brothers and sister, and
nearly everyone in my mom's family, but I'm simply getting distracted
from the real menace confronting my family and civilization: Islamic
terrorism. And as the nation's honorable top lawyer Eric Holder has
said, Americans have become complacent to terrorism. Perhaps if
terrorist had killed my father, the grandfather I never knew, and
large parts of my mom's family, then maybe I wouldn't be sitting as
complacently as I am sitting here on this Dutch island overlooking a
lake.
I also have no doubt that not only have Americans become complacent,
but that they have also loose lips that could potentially sink the
ship. And on that note of sinking ships, the would-be traitor Michael
Hastings
was thinking of aiding the enemy, potentially jeopardizing
American lives. It is a fact that as I pen this article, some
Al-Qaeda terrorist somewhere -- or an associated force -- has in his
possession a copy of the Rolling Stone article by Hastings on General
McChrystal, in which they violated the Alien and Sedition Act of
1798. In that article, the Rolling Stone staff, Hastings, and
McChrystal conspired, jointly and severally, to cause President
Barack Obama (hereafter referred to as: plaintiff) undue emotional
harm and duress in violation of 50 USC chapter 4b § classified.
Hastings (hereafter referred to as: defendant) not only violated the
Alien and Sedition act, he also committed traffic infractions;
infractions which would ultimately be his undoing. Cell phone
metadata indicates that at approximately 4:30am, defendant was inside
of his federally-inspected vehicle, traversing a federally-protected
road, when he began to conspire against the United States. At that
point, the federally-inspected vehicle involved in the conspiracy was
made to crash into federally-protected flora and/or fauna.
Defendant's case has been closed; no compensation for damages has been
demanded by plaintiff.
